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Joke #883   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all entered a swimming contest, 2 swim frm Santa Monica 2 Catalina doing the breaststroke.
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About 14 hours later the redhead staggered on 2 the shore, she woz declared the fastest breaststroker. Bout 40 mins l8r the brunette crawled on shore, n declared the 2nd place finisher.
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4 hours after this the blonde finally came a shore n collapsed in front of worried onlookers..........when a reporter asked her y it took so long 4 her 2 complete the race she replied "i don't wanna sound like I'm sore loser but i think them 2 other girls were using there arms."
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(no offense 2 any blondes out there, i just submitted this jk in gd fun, i av nottin against blonde and hope that none of u find it offensive, after all it iz just a jk.............anywayz i apologize if u do get a offended.)



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Joke #1781   (Feb 26, 2007)   Rating: [1]

yo mama is so stupid she climbed a glass wall to c wt was on da otha side !!! Full text


Joke #1782   (Mar 4, 2007)   Rating: [2]

A fellow was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way that she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled."

So the fellow did.

The next day his buddy asked, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"
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