Q. How do you confuse a blonde on Monday?A. Tell her a joke on Friday!Q. How can you tell a blonde was at the computer?A. The white out on the screen.
Student doctor: 'Please sir, there's some writing on this patient's foot.' Famous surgeon: 'Ah, yes! That's a footnote.' Full text
Patient: 'Doctor, how can I live to be a hundred?' Doctor: 'Well, I suggest you give up eating rich food and going out with women.' Patient: 'And then will I live to be a hundred?' Doctor: 'No - but it will seem like it.' Full text