Q- What happened to the tap dancing blonde?
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A- She fell in the sink.
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Q- What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
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a- Spot.
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A blonde needed some money badly. So she went around her neighbour hood asking people if they needed jobs doing. One man said he did. He said "Yes please, Ill give you 50 quid if you paint my portch." She agreed, and came back half an hour and said "All done!" The man replied "wow all that in half an hour? Ill pay you double!" The blonde took the money and walked down the drive and said "Thankyou, oh and by the way, its not a portch its a ferrari!"
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There was a blonde brunette and a redhead, and they were deserted on a island. They decided to go out one at a time and hunt for food. So furst the brunette goes out. She comes back 3 hours later and said "I follow the tracks, I hunt, I kill." The red head went out and came back 2 hours later with a deer, she said "I follow the tracks, I hunt, i kill." Then the blonde went out, she came back 4 days later, covered with bruises. She said "I follow the tracks, I hunt, I get hit by Train."

Thankyou and goodnight! Lol.