3 died blonds are on a flight to cuba for a holiday 2 are wearing undies the third isn't the other 2 blondes ask the third why she is not wearing undies she answers if we crash the first thing they look for is the BLACK BOX
The senior civil servant went to the doctor and complained of being unable to sleep. Doctor: 'Oh! Don't you sleep at night?' Civil servant: 'Yes, I sleep very well at night. And I sleep quite soundly most of the mornings, too - but I find it's very difficult to sleep in the afternoons as well.' Full text
Patient: 'And when my right arm is quite better, will I be able to play the trumpet?' Doctor: 'Most certainly - you should be able to play it with ease. Patient: 'That's wonderful - I could never play it before.' Full text