Once there was a blonde who decided she wanted to earn some extra cash.
She rang one man's door bell and explained what she wanted to do.
"How much will you charge to paint my porch?" The man asked her.
"I'll do it for $50," she said.
He agreed and she started working.
Meanwhile the man's wife asked him if she knew that the porch extends all around the house.
"Well she should cause she was standing on it," the man said.
When the blonde was done she came to collect her money.
"Your done already?" the man asked.
"Yes, and I even had enough time to put two coats on it," the blonde said.
"And by the way, thats not a Porsche, thats a Ferrari!"