I blonbe got a free lesson to a helicopter and when she got it she radioed in and said,"what do I do". The people said fle to 10,00 feet,so she did.Then she said "where do I go now".They said a go to 20,000 feet. Then they herd a loud crash and the blonde was bairly alive a they asid "What happened" and the blonde sais "It got too cold so i turned the big fan off".
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news? Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday. Full text
Doctor: "I've got very bad news - you've got cancer and Alzheimer's" Patient: "Well, at least I don't have cancer" Full text