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Joke #898   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

I blonbe got a free lesson to a helicopter and when she got it she radioed in and said,"what do I do". The people said fle to 10,00 feet,so she did.Then she said "where do I go now".They said a go to 20,000 feet. Then they herd a loud crash and the blonde was bairly alive a they asid "What happened" and the blonde sais "It got too cold so i turned the big fan off".



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Joke #1811   (Mar 4, 2007)   Rating: [0]

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday. Full text

Joke #1812   (Mar 4, 2007)   Rating: [0]

Doctor: "I've got very bad news - you've got cancer and Alzheimer's"
Patient: "Well, at least I don't have cancer" Full text
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