What do u get when u cross 2 blondes togetherHalf a BRAIN
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?" The man replies "Not BAAAAD!" Full text
Q: What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? A: One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats. Full text