This 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, "You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?"

She says, "I just got my check-up and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old." She starts laughing and jumping again. He says, Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 65 year-old ass?"

She says, "Well, your name never came up." Full text

One day, a guy with a horrible stuttering problem went to his doctor.

"D-d-d-docter, is t-t-t-there anything t-t-that you c-c-c-can do for my stuttering?"

"Hop on to the table, and I'll give you an exam."

After the physical was over, the doctor told his patient that he thought he knew what the cause of his problem was.

"It seems that your penis is too long. There is a simple surgery that can be done to correct it, but your sex life ... Full text