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We have all heard jokes about blondes. They are found virtually. These are cute jokes about girls with blond hair and actually without high intelligence. However blonde jokes can be applied to all girls without intelligence despite the color of their hair. Blonde joke is a general term that applies to all stupid people. Usually it consider to young females. These jokes have always been incredibly popular. Do you wonder why they are so prevalent? First of all the fair-hair girls are myriad and rather a blonde you know has not a high intelligence. In addition, the blonde jokes are so common, because the film actresses usually take a stereotyped image of the blonde, increasing their popularity. Also the heroes of the blonde jokes become girls with dark hair, which are specially dye hair in a blonde color. Such girls prefer to spend their lifetime without any worries. Probably assuming the life with a light hair color is easier and carefree. There are two kinds of blonde jokes are dumb blonde jokes and easy blonde jokes. You can find a really great amount of blonde jokes in the web. These can be short jokes or one liners jokes.
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Blonde Jokes #2148
(12.01.2009)
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Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
A1: The Blonde!
A2: The other guys waiting their turn.
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Blonde Jokes #2147
(12.01.2009)
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Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
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Blonde Jokes #2146
(12.01.2009)
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Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
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Blonde Jokes #2145
(12.01.2009)
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Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin
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Blonde Jokes #2144
(12.01.2009)
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Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.
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Blonde Jokes #2143
(12.01.2009)
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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
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Blonde Jokes #2142
(12.01.2009)
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Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.
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Blonde Jokes #2141
(12.01.2009)
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Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.
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Blonde Jokes #2140
(12.01.2009)
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Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times!
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Blonde Jokes #2139
(12.01.2009)
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Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.
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Blonde Jokes #2138
(12.01.2009)
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Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A: A blond doing cartwheels.
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Blonde Jokes #2137
(12.01.2009)
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Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).
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Blonde Jokes #2136
(12.01.2009)
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Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
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Blonde Jokes #2135
(12.01.2009)
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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"
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Blonde Jokes #2134
(12.01.2009)
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Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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Blonde Jokes #2133
(12.01.2009)
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Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
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Blonde Jokes #2132
(12.01.2009)
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Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
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Blonde Jokes #2131
(12.01.2009)
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Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.
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Blonde Jokes #2130
(12.01.2009)
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Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.
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Blonde Jokes #2129
(12.01.2009)
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
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Blonde Jokes #2128
(12.01.2009)
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Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.
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Blonde Jokes #2127
(12.01.2009)
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Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
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Blonde Jokes #2126
(12.01.2009)
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Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
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Blonde Jokes #2125
(12.01.2009)
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Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
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Blonde Jokes #2124
(12.01.2009)
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Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.
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Blonde Jokes #2123
(12.01.2009)
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Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
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Blonde Jokes #1997
(30.08.2007)
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- Why are you driving at the red light?
- I have red lipstick, red handbag, red boots, red dress, red car. Whow I go to the green?
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Blonde Jokes #1765
(12.01.2007)
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Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
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Blonde Jokes #1764
(12.01.2007)
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Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.
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Blonde Jokes #1763
(12.01.2007)
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Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
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