what do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you ...........................................
run like HELL shes got a grenade in her mouth
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Why did the blonde student get pregnant by the mexican?
Because the teacher told her to go home and do an esa! Full text

Q. How do you confuse a blonde on Monday?
A. Tell her a joke on Friday!
Q. How can you tell a blonde was at the computer?
A. The white out on the screen. Full text

There was this blonde women and she went to her dads farm, she saw a cow and felt like the cow was saying shit. so she asks how much milk can u produce more than me? the cow says thats it u have insulted me and sticks his horns in her ass than she goes to her dad and say the cow horned me in the ass the dad laughs and says ur silly thats not a cow thats a steer. Full text

Q-Why do blondes keep empty milk cartons in the fridge? A-In case any of her house visitors want black coffee! Full text

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all entered a swimming contest, 2 swim frm Santa Monica 2 Catalina doing the breaststroke.
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About 14 hours later the redhead staggered on 2 the shore, she woz declared the fastest breaststroker. Bout 40 mins l8r the brunette crawled on shore, n declared the 2nd place finisher. ... Full text

There was a blonde and a brunette and they walked into a bar, sat down and started to watch the 7:00 news.
The Brunette said "I bet you a beer that that women will jump off that building"
"Ok" replied the Blonde.
Surely enough the women did jump off the building.
"Ok you won, budwieser or miller light?" said the Blonde
then the Brunette confessed... "No you dont owe me ... Full text

Why did the blonde sleep with the Mexican?
Her teacher told her to do an Essay. Full text

2 Blondes having lunch on a park bench one sunny day when 1 blonde goes to the other 1 "lets play a game....if you can guess how many sandwiches I have in my lunch box I will give you the both of them" Full text

What does the blonde say when the doctor says she's pregnant.
"Is it mine?" Full text

whats the difference between a blonde and a 1st grade teacher?about 150 iq points Full text

whats the differrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? big foot has actually been spotted Full text

santa clause,the tooth fairy,a smart blonde and a dumb blonde are walking and see a 10 dollar bill.who picks it up first?the dumb blonde because the tooth fairy,santa clause and a smart blonde arent real. Full text

what do you call 15 blondes in a circle?a dope ring Full text

whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
when you slap the mosquito it stops sucking! Full text

Two Blondes Walk Into A Bar .U Think One Of Them Would Of Seen It Full text

What do you call a naked blonde performing a handstand?
A brunette! Full text

There was a smart blonde, a dumb blonde, and santa clause staring at a five dollar bill that had fallen on the ground... who ended up with the bill?
The dumb blonde cuz theres no such thing as a smart blonde or santa! Full text

THREE women were walking on a beach one day a black woman, a chinese woman and a white woman, the blonde of course, the three were just strolling, laughing and talkin wen suddenly they saw a magic lamp in the sand, a genie appeared and said i'll grant u each one wish after im finished talkin, so say it now or leave me be.....the black woman said i want a strong black man with lots of money, ... Full text

THREE MEN, a black man, a chinese man, and a white man, the blonde of course, were locked up in prison for doing heinous crimes and were about to be executed, they had three means of execution to choose from, to be hanged, to be shot, or to be injected with the aids virus and die slowly and painfully, the black man being first chose to be shot in the head, the chinese man wanted an open casket ... Full text

What do you call a bunch of pissed off blondes?
Frosted Flakes Full text

A blind man walk into a bar 1 night, orders a drink and says to the person next to him, "hey, would you like 2 hear a blonde joke?" the woman next to him says "listen mate i am a gold medal weight lifting champion, and im blonde, my friend over there is a martial arts 2 time silver medalist, and shes a blonde, and my sister bside me is a 3 time bronze medalist at kickboxing, now do u still ... Full text

two blondes were walking along when the first blonde saw some tracks. she said i think these are deer tracks. the second blonde replies with no these are definitely bear tracks. the two blondes continue to argue when they get hit by a train. Full text

Why did the blonde have a bruised belly button?-------------------------------------------She had a blonde boyfriend! Full text

Q: If you throw a blonde and a brunette off a building, who will reach the ground first?
A: The brunette.
Q: Why?
A: Because the blonde had to stop to ask for directions.
Q: After a while, she still doesn't reach the ground. Why?
A: Oh, she lost her way. Full text

Q. Three girls walked into a bar. The first girl went to the counter and asked for a wine, so the bar attendent gave her a wine. The second girl went to the counter and asked for a cocktail, so the bar attendent gave her a cocktail. The thirl girl walked up to the counter and asked for a v.b, so the bar attendent gave her a v.b.Which girl is really dumb?
A. The girl who asked for a v.b ... Full text

What did the blode say when she found out she was pregnant?
Are you sure it's mine? Full text

What does an airplane and a blonde have in common? They both have a black box. Full text

a car broke down in the middle of the desert with three women inside. A red head, brunette and a blonde. They all decided that they have to go out to find help. doing this they all decided to take something with them. the red head asks the brunette what she was taken and the brunette said "some water just incase we get thirsty". The brunette asks the red head the same question and she replys i ... Full text

How can u tell if a blonde has been in your fridge?
there's lipstick on the cucumber Full text