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Joke #2148
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
A1: The Blonde!
A2: The other guys waiting their turn.
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Joke #2147
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
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Joke #2146
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
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Joke #2145
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin
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Joke #2144
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.
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Joke #2143
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
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Joke #2142
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.
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Joke #2141
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.
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Joke #2140
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times!
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Joke #2139
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.
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Joke #2138
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A: A blond doing cartwheels.
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Joke #2137
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).
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Joke #2136
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
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Joke #2135
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"
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Joke #2134
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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Joke #2133
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
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Joke #2132
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
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Joke #2131
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.
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Joke #2130
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.
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Joke #2129
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
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Joke #2128
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.
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Joke #2127
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
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Joke #2126
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
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Joke #2125
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
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Joke #2124
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.
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Joke #2123
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
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Joke #1997
(Àâã 30, 2007)
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- Why are you driving at the red light?
- I have red lipstick, red handbag, red boots, red dress, red car. Whow I go to the green?
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Joke #1765
(ßíâ 12, 2007)
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Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
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Joke #1764
(ßíâ 12, 2007)
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Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.
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Joke #1763
(ßíâ 12, 2007)
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Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
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