A BLONDE IZ DRIVING IN HER CAR AND SHES SWERVING ALL OVER THE PLACE SO A POLICEMAN PULLS HER OVER AND HE SAYS Y R U SWERVING SHE SAYS IM GONNA HIT A TREE SO THE POLICEMAN SAYS NO THAT UR AIR FREASHNER Full text

A brunette a redhead and a blond are sitting at the table drinking coffee. The brunette starts a conversation by saying that she went into her 15 your old daughters room and found a pack of cigarettes.
And says, I had no idea she smoked.
The redhead says. That's nothing. I went into my daughters' room last night and I found a bottle of Vodka.
I had no idea that she drank.
The ... Full text

Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in a seperate box! Full text

What does a Blonde and Spagetti have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat em' Full text

Q. How Can You Tell A blond Was AT tHE COMPUTER
A. The Joy STICK IS WET Full text

a blonde went into a shop and askd for a blonde hair die ... she went home and put some on her hair .. but she didnt relise dat it was actually brown hairdye(becuz da shop assistant was blonde and gave er da rong 1) so she washed her hair ... and she was cleva from dat day onn ..... hahahha dya getit ????? lmfao .......
m jes playin yall ....... Full text

What dose a barbie doll and brittany spears have in common?
they bothe are blonde,they both are brain dead, and the both are made of plastic. Full text

Their are these ther girls k . Well they were driviing in thir truck the blone was sitin in the back and the other girls were in the front of the car well they crash into a lake the brunette and red heads come out of the water and about 30 min. later the blonde comes up and they ask her were she has been and she says i could not get the tel gate open. Full text

There were two blondes and they get stuck on an island and the fisrt blonde goes what do you think is closer the moon and melbourne
the second blonde goes DER the moon you cant see melbourne from here can you Full text

there was a dumb blonde driving down a motorway and a truck driver was trying to overtake but she was all over the road. so he yelled at her pullover. so she pulled over and the truck driver took out some chalk and drew a circle and told her to stay inside it. then he got some scizzors and cut all the leather in the car.and the women began to laugh. so he got an axe and hacked the car to ... Full text

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
A: "GEE! thanks for the refill!" Full text

There were 11 women hanging onto a rope that was hanging down a cliff. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should let go because if they didn't then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette thought to herself ???I'll let go.???
After a really touching speech from the brunette saying she ... Full text

there is a brunette skipping down a railroad track saying 21,21,21,21 so a
blonde comes and said that looks like fun so she starts skipping saying
21,21,21,21 all of a sudden a train comes and the brunette moves the blonde gets hit next thing you know the brunettes back on saying 22,22,22
22. Full text

A blonde woman was speeding down the street,when she realized she was being pulled over.The blonde pulls over to the side of the road.The blonde woman cop gets of the car, and walks over.She asks the blonde for I.D.,the blonde asks what does it look like.The blonde cop says,"its square and it has your picture on it.So the blonde looks through her purse and pulls out a compact and opens it,she ... Full text

How do you tell apart a blonde female from a blonde male?. Answer. A blonde female has a higher sperm count Full text

what do you call a blonde standing on her head????
A brunette with bad breathe! Full text

What do you give the blonde who has everything?
Penicillin Full text

Q: What do u call a blonde who dyes her hair
A: Artificial intelligance Full text

A blonde storms into her house banging doors and shouting at her boyfriend as she's just heard that he's been seeing another women."This is the final straw!" she shrieks."I'm going to kill myself!" She grabs a loaded pistol and holds it to her head.Her boyfriend thinks this is ridiculous and can't stop laughing at her."I don't know why you're laughing!"she screams "You're next!!!" Full text

Your so blonde when you went through a deaf person area you said shhhh..... be quiet! Full text

wat do u get when u cross a blonde with a turtoise?? An even slower thinker Full text

What do you call a dead blonde in the closet?
Last years hide and go seek winner! Full text

there were two thin sisters one said, which one do u think is closer , the moon or london?The other sister says,"duh the moon because u can't see london". Full text

There was this blonde who was driving along the road and swerved a tree, swerved another tree, and kept swerving trees untiil she rolled off the road. When the police got there, they were that she was out of the car totally unharmed and applying lipstick. She said to the police that there were heaps of trees in front of her and that she couldn't keep swerving them. The policeman ... Full text

a blond and a brunette are talking about why everyone thinks blondes are dumb.So the blonde says i hav an idea,( to the brunetts amazement) the brunette says to whats ur idea.The blonde says ill dye my hair the same colour as urs to see if ppl can tell the difference.So later on that day the blonde dyes her hair brown.Then they walk up to a guy in the street and says one ov us is a blonde can ... Full text

a guy takes his blonde gf to her first football game, after the game he askes her how she liked it, she said i liked the tight pants and big muscles, but i didnt understand what all the fighting over 25 cents was about, the guy askes what she means, and shes like well at the begining of the game they flipped a coin and for the rest of the time someone was always shouting - ILL GET THE QUARTERBACK! Full text

what do u tell a woman with two black eyes ??
nothing you already told her twice Full text

There was a blonde who had just bought a new ferrari, she was so happy that she started doing doughnuts in front of a truck driver.
She kept doing it until the truk driver got really, really angry, so the truck driver got out of his truck and pulled the blonde over. He told her to get out of the car, so the truckie drawed a circle and told the blonde to get in it and dont get out until i ... Full text

Theres two blonde guys and they go for a hike in the woods. The first blonde guys says to the other "I gotta take a crap". The second blonde guys says to the first, "go behind that tree over there". The first blonde guy says to the second, "but i dont have any toilet paper,". The second blonde guy replies" just use a dollar". So the first blonde guy goes behind the tree and comes out ten ... Full text

there was a blond a red head and a brunette standing outside of the building the lived in.
the brunette looks down and exclaims,
"that looks like cum"
the red head bends over and takes a wiff and exclaims,
"that smells like cum"
the blond dips her finger in and has a taste and exclaims
"yep it is cum, but it's no-one from our building" Full text