3 woman were stranded on a island, A brunette,A red head, And a blonde, They were walking on the desserted island and suddenly came across a genie bottle lieing in the sand, So the brunette picks up the genie bottle and rub's it 3 time's, Out came a genie on the third rub, the genie said 'I will allow you each one wish that i will grant' So the brunette replies i wish to go back to my home, ... Full text

Q. What do you get when a blonde ddyes her hair black?
A. A very stupid Brunett
Q. Why did you change your hair color, Blondie?
A. Somebody told me all the blondes were dieing, and I want to live.
Q. Do you know the difference between a natural blonde, and a bleach blonde?
A. About 100 IQ points
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A blonde is round at a friend's house for a barbeque when she comes running into the kitchen and tells her friend she's just been stung on the hand by a bee."Oh dear,"says her friend sympathetically"Do you want to put some ointment on it?" "Don't be silly!" laughs the blonde."It'll be miles away by now!" Full text

Ok, A blonde girl really needs some money, so she goes over to her neighbors house and ask's him if he has anything she can do to earn some money. So the guy says yeah sure, you can white wash my Porch and I will pay you when I get home later today. So the blonde says ok and the guy leaves. The guy comes home later that day to find his Porch not white washed yet. The blonde comes out of ... Full text

Q. why did the blond have lipstick on the steering wheel?
A. SHE TRIED TO BLOW THE HORN Full text

a blonde was traveling along a higway and gets to an intersection not thinking she goes straight through, as she goes through she collides with a $100,000 bmw. she stps the car and gets out. Her car was perfect not even a scratch. the man gets out of the bmw and walks up to her and draws a circle on the ground. He tells her to not get out, so she stands in the circle. the man walks over to his ... Full text

THERE IS A BLOND AND A REDHEAD. THEY BOTH ARE ON TOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. THEY DECIDE TO JUMP WHO GOES FIRST????????????
A: THE REDHEAD BECAUSE THE BLOND STOPS AND ASK FOR DIRECTIONS. Full text

one day a blond brunett and a red head where driving down a highway
when they"re car breaks down the red head says to the two
you brunett go fetch us help
you blond go find someone who can keep cool
and i'll go get water
the brunett and the red head come back to find the blond with the
car door
they asked why do you have the car door?
the blond replies so i can ... Full text

A man arrives home to find his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister. He asks her what she is doing, she replies, "just heating up dinner, honey." Full text

why was the blondes belly button red?
cuz blonde guys are stupid too!!
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How do u kill a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool! Full text

Q:whats a blondes favorite nurse rhym
A:humpme dumpme Full text

i once knew a blonde so dumb that when she was on her way to the airport it said
airport left
so she turned around and went home Full text

i once knew a blonde so dumb
that when she went to bed she took a ruler to see how long she slept Full text

How can you tell that a blonde's been having a bad day?
Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil. Full text

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side Full text

A cop 1 day saw a blonde swirving all over the road. He pulled her over and asked "Mam why are u swirving all over the road?" The blonde said "Well sir its this tree in front of my car no matter what I do its always in front of me!" The cop said to the blonde "Lady thats your air freshener!!!" Full text

A blonde goes to the hairdressers with her walkman on. When it gets to her turn the hairdresser says "can you take your walkman off please" and she replies "oh no i can never take it off, just cut around it" so she does. A couple of weeks later she is back again the hairdresser asks to take her walkman off and she gets the same answer. When she is having her hair cut she falls asleep and the ... Full text

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all work in the same office building, and everyday they have lunch together down the road at a cafe. On one occassion they are coming back to work and they see a small puddle of white-ish liquid on the foyer floor. The redhead exclaims "oh that LOOKS like semen!" and they all agree. The brunette leans down and smells it and exclaims "And it SMELLS like ... Full text

Whats the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do" and a blonde says "any cock i'll do"
Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking. Full text

There was a blonde who was completely broke and couldn't pay her bills. So one day she decided that she was going to kidnap a child and hold the kid ransom for $10,000.
So the blonde goes to the park, finds a boy, takes him behind a big oak tree, writes on a peice of paper.......

I'm holding your son ransom for $10,000. Leave it behind the big oak ... Full text

What is more stupid than a brunette building a house under the sea?
A blonde trying to burn it down! Full text

A blonde, red head and a brunette get lost in the desert and they find a magic lamp. The Genie within gives three wishes, a wish each. the brunette wishes to go home and she gets her wish. the red head also wants to go home and she gets her wish. Then the blonde has her wish, and she wishes to have her friends back. Full text

Why are there so many blonde jokes?
Cuz blondes arent smart enough to make brunette ones!
n ps this isnt to offend neone .. its just to say that brunettes arent stupid either and that there are just as many brunette jokes as there are blonde jokes ... only that ppl lyk blonde jokes better cuz there funnier! Full text

This blonde walks into a store grabs a tv and asks the sales assistant "can i please have this tv" the sales assistant replys "sorry we don't sell to blondes".
the next day the blonde dyes her hair brown and asks again"can i please have this tv" and once again the sales assistant replys "sorry we don't sell to blondes".
the next day she dyes it red and asks again"can i please have ... Full text

3 Men were working 1,000 ft. in the air. A Mexican man, a Irish man, and a Blond. They sat down at lunch time
The Mexican man opened his lunch pail, finding tacos. He cursed and said " If my wife puts tacos in my lunch again tomorrow i will jump off this building."
The Irish man opened his lunch pail, finding irish stew. He cursed and said " Crap, if my wife packs irish stew in my ... Full text

whats a blonde with pigtails? a blowjob with handlebars. Full text

A young blonde lady on a long haul flight is trying to get to sleep. But the young man sitting next to her asks if she wants to play a game to help pass the time away. No matter how polite she is, he keeps on pestering. In order to please him, and hopefully shut him up, she agrees. He says, ???It's a question and answer game. You ask me a question and if I don't know the answer I give you ... Full text

There was this guy and he had a girlfriend. Yes, she was a blonde. He decided to take her to the football game. Afterwards, he asked he did she like the game. She replied, " It was okay, but why was they fighting over a quarter".? The boyfriend was like wat do you mean. And she said well, the ref through a quarter in the air and then they started to hit and tackle each other over the ... Full text

Q: What do you tell a blonde with two black eyes?
A: NOTHING!!! Because you've already told her twice! Full text