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We have all heard jokes about blondes. They are found virtually. These are cute jokes about girls with blond hair and actually without high intelligence. However blonde jokes can be applied to all girls without intelligence despite the color of their hair. Blonde joke is a general term that applies to all stupid people. Usually it consider to young females. These jokes have always been incredibly popular. Do you wonder why they are so prevalent? First of all the fair-hair girls are myriad and rather a blonde you know has not a high intelligence. In addition, the blonde jokes are so common, because the film actresses usually take a stereotyped image of the blonde, increasing their popularity. Also the heroes of the blonde jokes become girls with dark hair, which are specially dye hair in a blonde color. Such girls prefer to spend their lifetime without any worries. Probably assuming the life with a light hair color is easier and carefree. There are two kinds of blonde jokes are dumb blonde jokes and easy blonde jokes. You can find a really great amount of blonde jokes in the web. These can be short jokes or one liners jokes.
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Blonde Jokes #2178
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [0]
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Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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Blonde Jokes #2177
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [-34]
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Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A blonde parade.
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Blonde Jokes #2176
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [28]
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Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.
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Blonde Jokes #2175
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [-47]
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Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
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Blonde Jokes #2174
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [-5]
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Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.
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Blonde Jokes #2173
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [-4]
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Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Blonde Jokes #2172
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [5]
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Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
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Blonde Jokes #2171
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [-1]
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Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A: It swells at night.
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Blonde Jokes #2170
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [-3]
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Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
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Blonde Jokes #2169
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [0]
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Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.
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Blonde Jokes #2168
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [0]
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Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
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Blonde Jokes #2167
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [0]
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Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...
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Blonde Jokes #2166
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [0]
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Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.
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Blonde Jokes #2165
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [3]
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Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade 4.
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Blonde Jokes #2164
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [3]
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Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
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Blonde Jokes #2163
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [0]
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Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: Because she's been laid all over the country
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Blonde Jokes #2162
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [3]
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Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
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Blonde Jokes #2161
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [3]
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Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Because she blows the horn!
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Blonde Jokes #2160
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [3]
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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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Blonde Jokes #2159
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [0]
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Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
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Blonde Jokes #2158
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [0]
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Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
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Blonde Jokes #2157
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [0]
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Q: Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
A: They can't keep their calves together!
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Blonde Jokes #2156
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [0]
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Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
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Blonde Jokes #2155
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [0]
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Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
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Blonde Jokes #2154
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [0]
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Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-air
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Blonde Jokes #2153
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [0]
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Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
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Blonde Jokes #2152
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [0]
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Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
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Blonde Jokes #2151
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [0]
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Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blond electrician.
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Blonde Jokes #2150
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [0]
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Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
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Blonde Jokes #2149
(12.01.2009)
Rating: [0]
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Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'
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