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Joke #2178
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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Joke #2177
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A blonde parade.
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Joke #2176
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.
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Joke #2175
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
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Joke #2174
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.
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Joke #2173
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Joke #2172
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
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Joke #2171
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A: It swells at night.
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Joke #2170
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
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Joke #2169
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.
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Joke #2168
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
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Joke #2167
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...
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Joke #2166
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.
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Joke #2165
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade 4.
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Joke #2164
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
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Joke #2163
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: Because she's been laid all over the country
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Joke #2162
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
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Joke #2161
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Because she blows the horn!
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Joke #2160
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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Joke #2159
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
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Joke #2158
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
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Joke #2157
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
A: They can't keep their calves together!
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Joke #2156
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
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Joke #2155
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
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Joke #2154
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-air
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Joke #2153
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
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Joke #2152
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
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Joke #2151
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blond electrician.
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Joke #2150
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
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Joke #2149
(ßíâ 12, 2009)
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Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'
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