THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL NAMED JESSICA WHO WENT TO THE STORE TO BUY PICKLES .WHENSHE GOT TO THE STORE SHE WENT TO THE PICKLE AILE WHEN SHE WALKED IN SHE SEEN A STRANGE MAN SHE WALKED TO HIM AND SAID WAT R U DOING HERE? HE SAID WAITNG TO TELL YOU SOMETHING I KNOW U HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.SHE REPLIED WAT ? IF U REALLY WANT SOMETHING SLIMY AND BUMPY MEET ME OUTSIDE
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There was a picky rich man who like to receive head. But his wife hated to give head. So the man went into town and went up to a whore and asked her, "Can you suck my dick and sing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time? It must be a clear voice, not hummed. "The whore said sure and he took her to a hotel room and turned out the light.
She started to suck him and then she started humming the national anthem. The rich man said "Nope! I'm not paying you." and left.
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