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Joke #361 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

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Joke #721 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [-6]

There was a 4 story apartment building. On the top floor the guy liked to cut things with his chainsaw. Below him, the guy liked to pea out the window. THe guy on the second story liked to paint things green, and the guy on the bottom enjoys eating pickles. One day the guy on the top floor ran out of things to cut in his house, so he went outside and starting chopping the tree outside of his window. He accidently dropped his chainsaw.
At the same time, the guy below him was ... Full text

Joke #722 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

A man walks into a whorehouse and asks the madam,"Pardon me madam, are you a union whorehouse?"
She replies:"No, were not"
HE says: "THEN you can't have my business because I only shop at union businesses."
He walks into a second whorehouse and asks the madam,"Pardon me madam, are you a union whorehouse?"
She replies:"No, were not"
HE says: "THEN you can't have my business because I only shop at union businesses."
He then walks into a third whorehouse and asks the ... Full text

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