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Joke #362 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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Joke #723 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Whats the difference between oral and anal sex?
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Joke #724 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

1. Ive smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, its cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why dont we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. Its more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, theres a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4 bigger.
13. Its ok, well work around it.
14. Is ... Full text

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