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Joke #367   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [1]

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.



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Joke #733   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Jan's hormones are outta control - the doc tells her that to correct the balance, he's putting her on men's testerone temporarily & he'll bring her in to monitor her progress. As luck would have it, the doc's mother turns seriously ill & he leaves town several weeks to be with her.
The doc returns & brings Jan in for an examination. He's alarmed when he sees she's sporting a beard - but controls himself. He tells her " Jan, please remove your blouse." she does & he sees thick, chest ... Full text


Joke #734   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [1]

what not to say during sex:
i'm hungry
i need to go to the bathroom
i'm sleepy
i'm bored
your sister(or brother) wasn't this good
your mother(or father) wasn't this good
wow the whore i had last week wasn't this good
where does it go
damn STDs
i need another beer, i lost my fantasy of you being hot
can we make it a double bagger
when we're done make me a sandwitch
get off of me
did you shower yet Full text



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