there was a smart guy and a stupid guy. the smart guy gave the stupid guy poetry on his date that read; between your eyes your beauty lies and makes currie dry. the stupid guy walked up to his date and said, "between your thighs your pussy lies and makes the hair on my dickie rise" Full text

One day in a small hotel, three poor male freinds see a beautiful model check in. Out of amazment, the model walks over to the three and says, "I am extremely bored. How about i let you each one of you have sex with me, and who ever gives me it the best ill give fifty bucks to." The three poor guys immediatly agree.
The first guy goes in and has there go. Comes back but the model is not satified at all. Guy number 2 goes for it, but comes back to no avail. The third guy desides that if ... Full text