Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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A man feeling rather down in the dumps after splitting up with his girl-friend goes and sees his mate. His mate has sympathy for him and says, "you can borrow my Girl-friend, she's very frisky." The other man Replies "wow Really?!" then his mate says "oh by the way she can sing while giving a blow-job BUT you have to turn out the light"Later that night she turns out the light and starts giving him a blowjob and he hears singing in a wonderful voice. the next day he goes to his mate "How ... Full text