there was an english man who supported arsnal an scottish man who suppored hearts and and an irish man who supported Liver pool the 3 men were stuck on a desert they was really hungry when the spotted a dead camel the scottish man said i support hearts so he should eat the heart the irish man said well i support liverpool so i should eat the Liver and the english man said well i support arsnal and im not feeling very hungry any more. Full text

There was a man who enjoped his sex life a lot, but sometimes had problems gettin 'it' up, so he went to see his doctor, his doctor said that to help it stay up he needed to masturbate a couple of hours before sex.
The man agreed but couldnt think of any good places, he thought of the toilets but realised he may be heard, his office, but someone may walk in.
As he was driven home he thought of the perfect place, he pulled his car onto the side of the road, got out and layed out ... Full text