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Joke #376 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

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Joke #751 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

this blondes boyfriend was in the drive way and the blonde came runing out and she started jumping up and down like 10 times and he said what are u so happy about and she said we are haveing a baby and he said kool and she said we are having twins and he said how do u know she said i took 2 pregency and they said that i was pregnet... lol Full text

Joke #752 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train. Full text

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