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Joke #377 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

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Joke #753 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

A blonde walks into a telegraph office to send an emergency telegram to her mom overseas.
The man at the counter says "That'll be $150."
The blonde says, "Oh no! I don't have that much but this is very important - I'll do Anything to send a telegram to my mom."
The man says, "Anything??"
Yes, she says.
So, he says come back here to the back room.
So she does.
Now, get on your knees.
She does.
Now, pull it out.
She does.
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