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Joke #392   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.



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Joke #783   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

A man was talking to a blonde and decided to tell he a blonde joke, he said "How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
The Blonde thinks for a minute and says "You're not very smart are you? You would have to be the size of an ant to have sex in a lightbulb." Full text

Joke #784   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

What does every blonde have in her bedroom?
sex Full text
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