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Joke #394 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.

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Joke #787 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Why don't blondes ware miniskirts in the winter?
because they are afraid their lips will freeze !!! Full text

Joke #788 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

1)I once new a blonde that was so stupid she called me to get my phone number.
2)She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
3)She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4) She tryed to put M&M's in Alphebetical order.
5)She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6) she tried to drown a fish
7) She thought a quarterback was a refund
8)She tripped over a cordless phone.
9)she took a ruler to bed to ... Full text

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