Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: When u slap a mosquito, it stops sucking. Full text

The postman goes 2 the first house and a lady answers the door and wishes him luck because it is his last day and gives him a box of chocolates
The postman goes 2 the second house and a guy answers the door, wishes him good luck and gives him 10 dollars
The postman goes 2 the third house and a sexy blonde chick opens up the door, takes him up stairs and he has the best sex he'z ever had in his life.
Afterwards they come down stairs and she makes him a coffee with 5 dollars ... Full text