Q: What do you tell a blonde with two black eyes?
A: NOTHING!!! Because you've already told her twice! Full text

There was this guy and he had a girlfriend. Yes, she was a blonde. He decided to take her to the football game. Afterwards, he asked he did she like the game. She replied, " It was okay, but why was they fighting over a quarter".? The boyfriend was like wat do you mean. And she said well, the ref through a quarter in the air and then they started to hit and tackle each other over the stupid quarter.
There was 3 girls. Blonde, brunette, and red head. They was running from the ... Full text