A blonde goes to the hairdressers with her walkman on. When it gets to her turn the hairdresser says "can you take your walkman off please" and she replies "oh no i can never take it off, just cut around it" so she does. A couple of weeks later she is back again the hairdresser asks to take her walkman off and she gets the same answer. When she is having her hair cut she falls asleep and the hairdresser sneaks her walkman off.When she has finished she tries to wake the blonde but she is ... Full text

A cop 1 day saw a blonde swirving all over the road. He pulled her over and asked "Mam why are u swirving all over the road?" The blonde said "Well sir its this tree in front of my car no matter what I do its always in front of me!" The cop said to the blonde "Lady thats your air freshener!!!" Full text