Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
one day a blond brunett and a red head where driving down a highwaywhen they"re car breaks down the red head says to the twoyou brunett go fetch us helpyou blond go find someone who can keep cooland i'll go get waterthe brunett and the red head come back to find the blond with thecar doorthey asked why do you have the car door?the blond replies so i can roll down the window to keep cool!!!!p.s. this is a dumbass joke I KNOW!!!!!!! Full text
THERE IS A BLOND AND A REDHEAD. THEY BOTH ARE ON TOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. THEY DECIDE TO JUMP WHO GOES FIRST????????????A: THE REDHEAD BECAUSE THE BLOND STOPS AND ASK FOR DIRECTIONS. Full text