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Joke #411   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.



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Joke #821   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

one day a blond brunett and a red head where driving down a highway
when they"re car breaks down the red head says to the two
you brunett go fetch us help
you blond go find someone who can keep cool
and i'll go get water
the brunett and the red head come back to find the blond with the
car door
they asked why do you have the car door?
the blond replies so i can roll down the window to keep cool!!!!
p.s. this is a dumbass joke I KNOW!!!!!!!
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Joke #822   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

THERE IS A BLOND AND A REDHEAD. THEY BOTH ARE ON TOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. THEY DECIDE TO JUMP WHO GOES FIRST????????????
A: THE REDHEAD BECAUSE THE BLOND STOPS AND ASK FOR DIRECTIONS. Full text



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