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Joke #412 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Chuck Norris invented water.

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Joke #823 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

a blonde was traveling along a higway and gets to an intersection not thinking she goes straight through, as she goes through she collides with a $100,000 bmw. she stps the car and gets out. Her car was perfect not even a scratch. the man gets out of the bmw and walks up to her and draws a circle on the ground. He tells her to not get out, so she stands in the circle. the man walks over to his car and gets out a baseball bat. He starts smashing the car. She starts laughing but he keeps on ... Full text

Joke #824 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Q. why did the blond have lipstick on the steering wheel?
A. SHE TRIED TO BLOW THE HORN Full text

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