One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
Q. What do you get when a blonde ddyes her hair black?A. A very stupid BrunettQ. Why did you change your hair color, Blondie?A. Somebody told me all the blondes were dieing, and I want to live.Q. Do you know the difference between a natural blonde, and a bleach blonde?A. About 100 IQ points Full text
3 woman were stranded on a island, A brunette,A red head, And a blonde, They were walking on the desserted island and suddenly came across a genie bottle lieing in the sand, So the brunette picks up the genie bottle and rub's it 3 time's, Out came a genie on the third rub, the genie said 'I will allow you each one wish that i will grant' So the brunette replies i wish to go back to my home, Poof! she disapears and is back home. The genie said now i will grant an another wish, the red head ... Full text