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Joke #414   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.



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Joke #827   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Q. What do you get when a blonde ddyes her hair black?
A. A very stupid Brunett
Q. Why did you change your hair color, Blondie?
A. Somebody told me all the blondes were dieing, and I want to live.
Q. Do you know the difference between a natural blonde, and a bleach blonde?
A. About 100 IQ points
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Joke #828   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

3 woman were stranded on a island, A brunette,A red head, And a blonde, They were walking on the desserted island and suddenly came across a genie bottle lieing in the sand, So the brunette picks up the genie bottle and rub's it 3 time's, Out came a genie on the third rub, the genie said 'I will allow you each one wish that i will grant' So the brunette replies i wish to go back to my home, Poof! she disapears and is back home. The genie said now i will grant an another wish, the red head ... Full text



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