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Joke #415 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [6]

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

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Joke #829 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

there was a blond a red head and a brunette standing outside of the building the lived in.
the brunette looks down and exclaims,
"that looks like cum"
the red head bends over and takes a wiff and exclaims,
"that smells like cum"
the blond dips her finger in and has a taste and exclaims
"yep it is cum, but it's no-one from our building" Full text

Joke #830 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Theres two blonde guys and they go for a hike in the woods. The first blonde guys says to the other "I gotta take a crap". The second blonde guys says to the first, "go behind that tree over there". The first blonde guy says to the second, "but i dont have any toilet paper,". The second blonde guy replies" just use a dollar". So the first blonde guy goes behind the tree and comes out ten minutes later with crap all othe his hands. The second blonde guy says to the first, " what took your so ... Full text

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