a guy takes his blonde gf to her first football game, after the game he askes her how she liked it, she said i liked the tight pants and big muscles, but i didnt understand what all the fighting over 25 cents was about, the guy askes what she means, and shes like well at the begining of the game they flipped a coin and for the rest of the time someone was always shouting - ILL GET THE QUARTERBACK! Full text

a blond and a brunette are talking about why everyone thinks blondes are dumb.So the blonde says i hav an idea,( to the brunetts amazement) the brunette says to whats ur idea.The blonde says ill dye my hair the same colour as urs to see if ppl can tell the difference.So later on that day the blonde dyes her hair brown.Then they walk up to a guy in the street and says one ov us is a blonde can u tell wich 1 it is, the man says the 1 on the right is the blonde, the blonde says how did u no i ... Full text