There was this blonde who was driving along the road and swerved a tree, swerved another tree, and kept swerving trees untiil she rolled off the road. When the police got there, they were that she was out of the car totally unharmed and applying lipstick. She said to the police that there were heaps of trees in front of her and that she couldn't keep swerving them. The policeman replied,"There's not a tree in 30 miles, that was your air-freshener swinging back and forth." Full text

there were two thin sisters one said, which one do u think is closer , the moon or london?The other sister says,"duh the moon because u can't see london". Full text