|
I think that you have seen a numerous Chuck Norris jokes and Chuck Norris facts while browsing online. You know who we are talking about this is a tough guy, who is known by you from the films of Bruce Lee. Telling Chuck Norris jokes is the most fun way to begin a conversation with an interesting person. Laughter is the best cure for boredom. There are a variety of Chuck Norris jokes to make someone laughing and in your arsenal should be a couple of them. These funniest and cleanest jokes are very popular in the global network, and especially among English-speaking people. Find some of these funny jokes and you will understand the sense of them. For example: Chuck Norris was born in secret from his parents. No one saw Chuck Norris in his childhood, except his toys.
|
Chuck Norris Jokes #405
(21.12.2006)
Rating: [4]
|
|
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
|
|
Chuck Norris Jokes #407
(21.12.2006)
Rating: [2]
|
|
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
|
|
Chuck Norris Jokes #409
(21.12.2006)
Rating: [1]
|
|
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
|
|
Chuck Norris Jokes #410
(21.12.2006)
Rating: [7]
|
|
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
|
|
Chuck Norris Jokes #411
(21.12.2006)
Rating: [1]
|
|
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
|
|
Chuck Norris Jokes #413
(21.12.2006)
Rating: [2]
|
|
Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found em!"
|
|
Chuck Norris Jokes #414
(21.12.2006)
Rating: [5]
|
|
One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
|
|
Submit Joke
To Favourites
Sign Up