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Joke #405
(Δεκ 21, 2006)
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Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Joke #406
(Δεκ 21, 2006)
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.
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Joke #407
(Δεκ 21, 2006)
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If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
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Joke #408
(Δεκ 21, 2006)
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Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
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Joke #409
(Δεκ 21, 2006)
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Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
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Joke #410
(Δεκ 21, 2006)
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Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
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Joke #411
(Δεκ 21, 2006)
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
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Joke #412
(Δεκ 21, 2006)
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Chuck Norris invented water.
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Joke #413
(Δεκ 21, 2006)
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Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found em!"
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Joke #414
(Δεκ 21, 2006)
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One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
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