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Joke #461   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Three nuns die and go to heaven each nun has to answer a 1 question before she can get through the pearly gates, so the first nun steps up and is asked who was the first man on earth? she says, Adam, lights come on bells go off she walks through the pearly gates. The second nun steps up and is asked who was the first woman on earth? she says, Eve, lights come on bells go off she walks through the pearly gates. Finally, the third nun steps up and St. Peter says ok, now the first two questions were way to easy so this is gonna be tough, so he asks the third nun, what was the first thing that Eve said to Adam, the nun stands there scratching her head and says hmm, thats a hard one? Lights come on bells go off she walks through the pearly gates.



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Joke #921   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

yo mama is so fat she puts deodrant on her neckrolls hahaha
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Joke #922   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

ur mama is so dumb she climbed ova a glass wall 2 see wat is on the other side Full text



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