so a straight man... who deperately needs a drinking... runs into the nearest bar he can find... sadly he did not realize that it was a gay bar... he went up to the bartendor and asked him for a drink ... the bartendor replied not until you tell me the name of your dick... "THE NAME OF MY DICK!!!"... the guy exclaimed... he turned to the guy sitting next to him and ask
...whats the name of your dick?
the guy replied
timex
he asked... why timex?
and he replied
cuz it takes a lickin a keeps on ticken
the guy look mordified at the sound of that... and very hesitintaly asked the guy sitting on the other side of him
what is the name of you dick?
the guy replied
ford
he asked... why ford?
and he replied
cuz its built strong to last long
the guy was ever so digusted and thought for a moment before he turned to the bartendor and said
the name of my dick is
... secret
and as the bartendor is pouring the guy his drink he asks...
why did you name it secret
and the guy replied
cuz its strong enough for a man.. but made for a women