A teacher asks a pupil which part of the body goes to heaven 1st, the pupil replies legs miss i've seen my mum with her legs in the air sreaming GOD IM FUCKING CUMING!!!
I know it's stupidYo mamma's so stupid that when she heard the band name, the Killers, she called the police and said that she found them. Full text
your momma is so backwards she sits on the tv and watches the couch! Full text