Two guys John and Eddie were fishing by the banks of a lake. John was catching fish after fish but Eddie was not even getting a nibble.
Finally exasperated, Eddie asked John, "Hey, how come you're getting so many fish and I'm not getting anything? What am I doing wrong?"
"What are you using for bait?" Asked John.
"Just regular bait, worms." Replied Eddie.
"Man, fish don't eat worms these days." said John, "You gotta use the right kind of bait to catch fish now a days."
"What are they eating then?" asked Eddie curiously.
"Pussy man, pure pussy meat." said John with a grin.
"Pussy meat? Where'd you get it from?"
"Well, I know a guy who works in the morgue and whenever they get a dead body of a girl, he collects the pussy and sells it to me as fish bait." Explained John, "And man it works like magic. Fish can't seem to get enough of it."
"Hmm..." said Eddie with a frown, "But I notice you keep sniffing the bait before you put it on the hook. Do you really have to smell the pussy?"
"Well...um..." replied John with a grin, "The guy from the morgue, he's a real crook. Every now and then he tries to slip in an asshole."