Jan's hormones are outta control - the doc tells her that to correct the balance, he's putting her on men's testerone temporarily & he'll bring her in to monitor her progress. As luck would have it, the doc's mother turns seriously ill & he leaves town several weeks to be with her.
The doc returns & brings Jan in for an examination. He's alarmed when he sees she's sporting a beard - but controls himself. He tells her " Jan, please remove your blouse." she does & he sees thick, chest hair.
The doc can't contain himself " HOLY SHIT " he exclaims, " I'm immediatly cutting off your medication - you have more chest hair than me! " Jan scratches her hairy chin, puts a hairy leg up on the stool, leans over at him, and in a husky voice says, " That ain' t nuthin doc, you should see the hair 'round my BALLS ! "