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Joke #734   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [1]

what not to say during sex:
i'm hungry
i need to go to the bathroom
i'm sleepy
i'm bored
your sister(or brother) wasn't this good
your mother(or father) wasn't this good
wow the whore i had last week wasn't this good
where does it go
damn STDs
i need another beer, i lost my fantasy of you being hot
can we make it a double bagger
when we're done make me a sandwitch
get off of me
did you shower yet



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Joke #1467   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock Whos There Tuba Tuba Who TubaToohtpaste Full text


Joke #1468   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Will you remember me tomorro?
yes
Will you remember me next week?
yes
Will you remember next month?
yes
Will you remember next year?
yes
Knock Knock......
Who's There?
See you've forgotten me already! Full text



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