One day in a small hotel, three poor male freinds see a beautiful model check in. Out of amazment, the model walks over to the three and says, "I am extremely bored. How about i let you each one of you have sex with me, and who ever gives me it the best ill give fifty bucks to." The three poor guys immediatly agree.
The first guy goes in and has there go. Comes back but the model is not satified at all. Guy number 2 goes for it, but comes back to no avail. The third guy desides that if his friends couldnt do it. he needed an advantage. So he desided to use a carrot. The model and him go in and before she can notice he tosses the carrot out the window. The model is very pleased with his performance and gives him the money.
After recieving the money he runs out side to meet his friends. "Hey you gyze! I got the money lets go get something to eat!". the first guy replys, "No im good, i just had a warm carrot"