It was early in the afternoon and a man was loitering in front of a bar called Lacy's Legs. A police officer walks up to the man and asks him "what are you doing?" and the man replied, "I'm waiting for Lacy's Legs to open so I can get a drink."
Knock KnockWho's there?Pammy!Pammy who?Pammy the key, the door is locked! Full text
Knock KnockWho's there?Oswald!Oswald who?Oswald my chewing gum! Full text