Once, a man was going away on buisness, and his wife liked a good sex now and then. So the man, just to be sure his wife would be honest, stopped by a porn shop to look for a penis sex toy. He sees a variety, but none that his wife will enjoy. When he asks the clerk, he smiles and goes down to the basement. He returns with an old hindi box. "Now this," the clerk said, "Is a voodoo penis. Watch this. Voodoo penis, the keyhole." So the penis begins to fuck the keyhole in and out. "Voodoo penis, cease." it stops. The man buys it and quickly goes home to tell his wife. he explains everythign and is on his way. his wife says "Voodoo penis, my pussy." so it fucks her. this goes on for hours until the wife is unconforatble and doesnt know how to make it stop, so she goes to the hospial. on the way there she speeds and a police catches her. she covers herslef w. the blinket. she explains the whole voodoo penis thing, and the police officer goes, "Voodoo penis, my ass!''