One morning while making breakfast, a husband walked up to his wife, pinched her butt, and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control-top pantyhose.???
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, ???You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra.???
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his privates.
With a death grip in place, she said, ???You know, if you formed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother!???