one day a white guy went to jail for sexual assault. in his jailcell he saw that his cellmate was a big black man. the black guy went up to the white guy and said, "hey. to get to know each other lets play house. u wanna be the mommy or the daddy?" the white guy thought about it for a while and said "i'll be the dad" so the black guy said "then come over here and suck mommy's dick"