Three female friends are sitting around one day talking about thier boyfriends. They all discover that thier names are all Leroy. They decide to name them all after soda pops so they'll know who thier talking about. The first girl decides to name hers 7-up. Because he's 7 inches and is always up. Second girl says I'm going to call mine Mountain Dew. Because every time I mount him he can always do me. Third girl says I'm going to call mine Jack Daniels. Other girls say thats not a soda pop, ... Full text

Bob's wife just got into a coma. Sitting beside her bed he decided to grab her breast. Suddenly after doing that his wifes heart rate shot up, and she open her eyes, but closed them and lost consciencness again. About ten minutes later Bob walks out of the Room all sad, the doctor ask whats wrong and Bob replies "She choked to Death" Full text