What did the dentist say to his computer?
You have a severe Megabyte
Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
Because Donald Ducked!
What do you get when you throw Daffy Duck into the ocean?
Saltwater Daffy!
Why did Jon go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date! (
What goes all around a pasture but never moves?
A fence!
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs
How do you say chocolate in French?
Chocolate in French!
Why did the lion spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!