Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the "sand which is" there!
What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?
A hole! (
If a man falls into an outhouse hole, how long will he be in there?
It depends on how many moons he sees!
What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move?
The road!
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but the lightbulb has to really want to change! (
What bow can't be tied?
A rainbow! (
What time do you go to the dentist?
Tooth-Hurty!
Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming!