There are these two women, and they are discussing the boyfriends they've had in the last year. One girl says "The last 3 boyfriends I've had, I've named after soda pops. The first one i called 7up, because he had 7 inches and he knew how to keep it up. The second one i called mountain dew, because when it came to mounting he knew what to do. The third i called Jack Daniels." Then the other girl interrupts saying "Hold on a minute. Isn't Jack Daniels hard liquor?" The girl smiles and says ... Full text

This boy was at his girlfriend's house celebrating her birthday. Afterwards, the boy was taking a shower when the girl came up and asked, " Can I get in the shower with you?" The boy replied, "NO!" Then the girl said, "Pleeease. It's my birthday." "Well, ok. But don't look down," said the boy. The girl got in and looked down. She said," What's THAT?" " That is Mr. Pisser," replied the boy. So, the boy went to bed and the girl came up and asked," Can I play with Mr. Pisser?" "NOO!!!"exclaimed ... Full text