Zeek walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what's fucking?" His father asks, "Boy, how old are you?" Zeek says, " I am 9." His father says, " Well, I guess your about that age, but it's easier to show you than explain it to you. So, stop by our room later on and mom and I will show you." Later that evening, Zeek knocks on the door. Dad says, "Honey, today Zeek asked me what fucking was so we are going to show him." Dad puts his arm around Zeek and says, "Now Zeek, do you see that hole ... Full text

You know your womans too fat when...
(1)She insists the bed to be on the floor (no pegs)
(2)You can only come up with 1 sex position.
(3)If you gatta sleep on the floor.
(4)When she gets on her knees,she falls over.
(5)When she lays on her back...And she's even taller.
You know your womans too ugly when...
(1)You gatta watch porn before you have sex.
(2)She's gatta stand at the dinner table.
(3)Your names Nancy trying to pick up dick on a sex joke site ... Full text