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Joke #1646 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Q: What did one penny say to the other penny?
A: If we get together, we could make some cents.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He had no guts.
Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: WEEEEEEEEE.
Q: Why did the mummy go to jail?????
A: becase he had a bum wrap!!!!!
Q: Simon can you spell yourname backwards?
A: nomis!
Q: What do you call a cammal with three humps?
A: humphrey!
Q: What did the glove say to the ball?
A: Catch ya later!

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Joke #1372 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

There was a mother and daughter walking down the street one day, and they saw two dogs doing it. The daughter was like, "Mommy, what is them two dogs doing?" "They are making donuts baby lets go." So that night the mother and father did it on the couch. When they were finished they went upstairs and the daughter came down and saw something on the couch. So the next morning while the mother was making breakfast the daughter was like, "Mommy I know what you and daddy was doing last night, yall ... Full text

Joke #1373 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Whats good about fingering a gypsy when she has her periods?
You get your palm read for nothing! Full text

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