One day three kids where playing in the playground and where jumping on all the play equipment, having the time of there lives.
When the first kid was under the slide making a sand castle a little dwarf wizard appeared.
The little boy asked,'hi little wizard what are you here for?'
The little Wizard replied,' Ive come to grant you three one wish each because this is a magic ... Full text

Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven, eight (ate), nine Full text

What sits in the corner, is red and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby with a potato pealer! Full text

What sits in the corner, is red and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby with a potato pealer! Full text

Ken bigley reading a statement and halfway through it l;oses the head and goes home Full text

Q: Whats the best part of haing sex with 8 years olds?
A: Hearing their pelvis crack.
Q:Whats the best part with haveing sex with 28 year olds?
A: Theres 20 of them.
Q: Whats better than having sex with 8 year olds?
A: Nothing Full text

Q: What did one octapuss say to the other?
A: Wanna hold my hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand? Full text

teacher: y r u crawling into class 10 minutes late??
student: because u sed dont walk into the class late again.
student: sir would u punish some one for what they didnt do?
teacher:no
student: thats good cause i didnt do my home work. Full text

there were three kids, the first kid comes up to his father and says why is my name apple and his father says because a apple fell on your head when you were born then the second kid came up to his father and asked why is my name orange and his father said because a orange fell on your heed when you were born then the third kid came up to his father and said da, then his father said quiet ... Full text

There was this boy with a red wagon, he was pulling it up a large hill and at the top of the hill was a church. Well in the middle of the hill there was a huge mud puddle and his wagon was stuck. So this little kid was swearing his ass of, saying fuck this stupid peice of shit wagon, and he carried on cursing.
All of the sudden a nun approached him and said, "Little boy, little boy you ... Full text

why did humty dumty push is wife of the so he could see here crack Full text

Me and my friend went fishing and we forgot to put some all in my truck Full text

yo mama so ugly when she wobbles down the street in seotember, folk say, ''damn it, cant believe it's halloween already...'' Full text

why was the boy kicked out the boy scouts ?
because he was caught eating a brownie Full text

one night a man and a women went into a restraunt. 3 people came out. How is that possible. Full text

Marlin: How do you know the sea is friendly?
Dory: IT WAVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Full text

a father walked past his litle boys room and heard the boy saying "god bless mummy, daddy, grandma bye bye grandpa!" the father thought nothing of it and was glad the boy was praying. the next day they found the boys grandfather dead. that night the father heard the boy say "god bless mummy, daddy bye bye grandma." the next day the grandma was found dead. that night the father heard the boy ... Full text

why is letting your kid stop at the jacksons house of love like playing bingo?
Because it`s a bit of a gamble but hey, you could ern a few quid Full text

TEACHER: OK boys and girls lets talk about brilliant things, if you know whats brilliant, raise your hand and i'll point to one of you and you'll tell me whats brilliant. So raise your hand please class. Peter?
PETER: Monster twucks
TEACHER: Monster trucks are brilliant to some people, good. ummmm Rosie?
ROSIE: Fwowers
TEACHER: Good Rosie, excellent, now Michael?
MICHAEL: A ... Full text

YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW AND GOT ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPED MURDER Full text

Q: Why Did The Tomato Blush?
A:Because he saw the salad dressing please e-mail me Full text

Your mom is such a sult she is like a bowling ball, she gets fingered by
everyone, throw away, and always comes back for more. Full text

Daughter says to her mother:
- Mommy, they say I am abnormal!
- Who so says?
- Flies. Full text

There was a boy named James and his H.W. was to find out the first 4 letters of the alphabet. So he went to his mom and said "Mom wats the first letter of the alphabet" the mom says "Leave me alone" so he writes down "Leave me alone".
Then he goes to his dad and says "Dad wats the second letter of the alphabet" the dad says "Don't bother me" so he wrote down " Don't bother me".
Then ... Full text